Do you need to send me money? Wait. Let me rephrase that. Do you want to send me money? Wait. Don't answer that. How about this:

Send me money.

Here are my favorite ways to collect money:

***If using PayPal, don't check the "Paying for goods or a service?" box. Please. Otherwise, I'll have to invoice you for the fees. And then the fees on top of those fees. It's just a lot of fees.

My bank also uses Zelle for transfers, so that's an option. Or contact me for my address if you MUST send a check.

Thank you.

Money is a nice way to pay me for my work.